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Twittered PARTY OF VENEZUELA (# PTV) INVITE LEOPOLDO LOPEZ TO JOIN THEIR RANKS



Caracas .- At the news of the expulsion of Leopoldo López of the Party ranks UNT (A New Time), the Party of Venezuela Twitters (# PTV) has stepped forward and has invited Lee to join their ranks.

From mouth @ ajmarquez, President and founder of the PTV, it was the news. @ Ajmarquez mention: "Leopoldo to invite do not be discouraged. We invite you to join our fledgling party that if the XXI century itself. " He added that "Leopoldo already know our twitter community knows that we have people and people, so from this window you can do much popular around the country, will also be able to eat much of their favorite goody, such as boliquesos."

@ ajmarquez In conclusion, in the company of @ Saricientta, Executive Secretary of the Party of Venezuela Twitterers, I mention that already has prepared a video-conference with Lopez to define the terms of its junction with the PTV via http://www. ustream.tv /, where the former mayor will share with their followers. The press conference culminated with shouts of "Patria, broadband and Boliqueso Twitter."

Editor: Ali Alejandro Rodríguez
Maracay. 31/08/2009


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MEDICAL COMPANY SAYS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO VENEZUELAN CHAVEZ TO BE SPREAD OF H1N1



Caracas .- Venezuelan Medical Society, stated in a press conference that it is impossible that Chavez suffers or suffering from influenza H1N1, or swine flu, in view of the concern aroused by the suffering of this evil, by his Colombian counterpart Alvaro Uribe. "It's a gender issue, is like saying that a human Parvovirus can give "the doctor declared president of the Association.

He referred to the fact that just because Chavez a "donkey" can not bear pig or swine flu. "Genetics is very complex, but ultimately we fully secure terms that the president is exempt from danger," concluded the doctor.

Editor: Ali Alejandro Rodríguez
Maracay. 08/30/2009

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CREE MESA UNIT IS THE TIME DE CHAVEZ URIBE WITH NO masks redirecting


Caracas .- The Bureau of Democratic Unity today Sunday to urge President Hugo Chavez, who immediately restored relations with Colombia, and fly right now to visit to his counterpart Alvaro Uribe. "We believe it is time that Chavez show his good intentions, but now that Uribe is suffering from H1N1."

stated that "it would be the largest show of goodwill and unity among people who visited Chavez and Uribe himself, without mincing words, no bad memories, and more importantly, without masks. That would show that Chavez loves Colombia and especially loves to Venezuela, "emphasized the officers of Unit. They ruled out any bad intention with these statements: "We just want the best for both peoples, and that Chavez retract these accusations that Uribe is H1N1 because of a 'biological attack' directed from United States. " "We do not benefit the dialogue that" they concluded.

Editor: Ali Alejandro Rodríguez
Maracay. 08/30/2009

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SPCA RECEIVES COMPLAINT AGAINST CHAVEZ CHAVEZ



APROA. Caracas .- The Humane Society of Venezuela received a complaint from a horse named "Lord Empire", which participated with Chavez in the past Alo Presidente No 338. As you may recall, Chavez arrived in his Sunday program, horseback riding and singing out loud Venezuelan music.

The aforementioned horses, reported that since last Sunday has been showing extreme itching on his back, due to an alleged punch of lice from the Venezuelan president. "I've never suffered from this kind of evil, I never had lice. They do not understand how these oversights with someone who calls himself president, denounced the horse. He added that he was subjected to the torture of having to listen to the president sing for a long time. "That torture is not done no horse" exclaimed. Finally, said he always considered as a lack of respect that go up to a donkey over a horse of his race. "From the beginning, I never agreed, but forced me to show this aberrant anti-natural. I'm pretty upset, "concluded the horse applicant.

Editor: Ali Alejandro Rodríguez
Maracay. 08/25/1909

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CONGRATULATES MISS VENEZUELA FROM THE BALCONY OF THE PEOPLE


Miraflores Palace. Caracas .- "With back to back in the Miss Universe, is the dream of Bolivar." With these words, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez opened his speech from the balcony of the town, at an impromptu hearing held in a caravan, the unheard-of-fact that two Venezuelan consecutively won the Miss Universe.

"is a triumph of the south against the north, the insurgency Guaicaipuro, the Pachamama, the weak who overcomes all obstacles to subdue their oppressors" continued his speech the president, and then surprise everyone with the following message: "Ladies of Puerto Rico, Colombia, Russia, Dominican Republic, listen well: Not again! The term limits here to stay! Venezuela to Miss Universe to 200siempre! Venceremos! "

The forceful speech of President was met with cheers by those present. A drunkard passing through Urdaneta Avenue, to hear the applause, said: "Fatherland, Sequin, or Death."

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CATIA COMMUNITY REPORT LACK NATIONAL GUARD ASSOCIATION OF WOMEN


Catia. Caracas .- The community of Jan. 23, popular sector in the capital of Venezuela, Caracas, expressed great dissatisfaction with the Venezuela National Guard, because of what he called "incompetence of its officials." The soldiers were in an operation called School Neighborhood will , framed in Caracas Security Plan, which calls for children to spend their time on traditional games. This plan includes education on the part of officials as the dreidel game. In the afternoon of Monday, a young inhabitant of the popular sector already mentioned, "I win" one game of military trainers, which causes discomfort in the present senior there.

community criticized the current troop training. "How can a 9 year old boy beat him in the whirligig of a National Guardsman who is now studying for it, is inconceivable," said Maria Pereira, mother of the child who won the game. Similarly, another resident of the community criticized the attitude taken by the National Guard troops to be humiliated, said: "We have no fault to be incompetent. All they do now is to play dreidel in the neighborhood and still not do well, "he said the citizen.

Editor: Ali Alejandro Rodríguez
Caracas. 08/19/2009

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ASOMERVE. Caracas .- La ASOCIACIÓN DE MUJERES MERETRICES DE VENEZUELA, el mayor sindicato de trabajadoras sexuales del pais, que se encarga de defender sus derechos y velar por sus intereses, denuncio en horas de esta tarde, al Presidente de Venezuela Hugo Chávez y llamo al mismo a un cambio a su actitud debido a que esta ha causado malos efectos sobre sus afiliadas. Enfatizo Rosa del Palo, conocida como Madame Bocancha, Presidenta de la Asociación, que “están cansadas de que todo el país llame a Chávez hijo de p…”(censurado por la Ley de Medios Electrónicos). “Aclaramos a la colectividad que Chávez, no es hijo de ninguna of Our members, therefore this way is to call it a usurpation of the high category of our profession, the world's oldest "emphasized Rosa.

A response of some critics that relate to the mother of the Venezuelan president with the association, Rosa said that "Mrs. mother of President shall be p ... (censored by the Electronic Media Act) of conviction, but has never been affiliated not know if it is p ... (censored by the Electronic Media Act) professional "he said. "I'll do for fun no more," concluded Rose.

Editor: Ali Alejandro Rodríguez
Caracas. 19-08-09

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its members accused Chavez of Horcruxes CREATE TO STAY IN POWER



Ministry of Magic. London Underground .- The great wizard of Hogwarts, Harry Potter, accused in a press conference given on Thursday, the President of Venezuela Hugo Chávez, to have a plan to create Horcruxes, ie, magic items which are stored fragments soul and never die, and stay in power. The Auror now, expressed his annoyance by saying that "it's amazing how after his great effort to eradicate the dark arts tradition and see how are you intentions cause bad things and great dangers, he still expected to be used there," alluding to his last experience with these devices.

Potter also clarified from the Auror Headquarters does not know if Chavez is muggle or possess magical qualities, but this does not "stop the Ministry of Magic to act against." Also said to be concerned about the recent enactment of the Organic Law of Education in Venezuela "when I face the final Horcruxes threat against Lord Voldemort, it had some fans at Hogwarts school of magic in the UK, and was a difficult time. I am concerned that this law, Chavez comes to have thousands of followers in the schools of Venezuela. This could be the rebirth of the Dark Arts world "concluyó Potter.

Writing: There Alejandro Rodríguez
London. 08/19/2009


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