bad Remal
Rrrrrrrun ... rrrrrrrrun ... ññññññññññññññ ... pof! (Frozen food truck parked just outside my door)
Prrrrr Prrrrrr ... ... (Intercom)
- Who is it?
- Pilaaaaaaaar ...??? (Baritone very broken for life, rare, very rare for Pilar, but who am I to calibrate the ravages of colds in the throats of others, If last week it seemed to me Darth Vader)
- Hola Pilar, tell me.
- Pilar I'm not! (The baritone seems ofendidísimo)
- Ah! I asked who he was and said Pilar.
- No, I'm looking for Pilar.
- Live in number twelve.
- That's it.
- Yes, for that. This is the fourteenth.
- Twelve ... (Voice and very thoughtful, as if he had to understand the mystery of black holes) And the twelve?
- Right next to it.
- So this is not the twelve?
- No, look, the twelve is a different number is which has a one and a two.
- Ah! And this is what, I do not see?
- (sigh) This is the fourteenth, one with four is fourteen.
- Okay, okay, then call the other, because it will be another key, right?
- (deep sigh motivated by the fact that there are only two buttons, one of which puts another 12 and 14) Yes, indeed, sir, is the other button.
- Go! Yes that is fourteen. Jejejejeje. Is not seen him because he had the finger on you. Jejejejeje. Then "squeezed" the other right?
Prrrrrrr ... Prrrrr ..... (And thus ten times on telephone neighbor)
Prrrrr Prrrrrr ... ... (Again my telephone)
- Yeah?
- What is Pilar.
- ...
- ...
- Y. ..???
- That what I do.
- Can I see it is asking me??
- Of course, to see who I'm going to ask, if your neighbor is not.
- And I do not know, do what you like.
- is that I had been at six and see what I do now.
- Men ... taking into account that they are the four you have two hours to go do whatever, and back.
- No, no, the other delivery is another route, if I'm not going back to another day.
- Then wait for him, what can I say.
- (Voice abatidísima) That I have to do, wait.
Prrrrr Prrrrrr ... ... (Intercom, barely two minutes later)
- Yes! (This man does not know I'll be patient fatal, poor)
- That ... "I will leave here?
- How??
- What if I'm going to leave here on the street waiting for two hours. Above is her neighbor.
- Well, look, it's not my problem that you have arrived two hours before and my neighbor is not. I leave and seek life. Let's see if now you want to invite you to coffee and everything.
- Men ... because at this time is what would stick. And talked.
- (The shock leaves me speechless, so very long pause)
- Are you still there?
- (The pause continued)
- Lady ... señoraaaaa ... again!
I'm still trying to get back, word, but the surprise will not let me. Upon
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